I was thinking, which is always a dangerous pursuit for me.

You know how most of your socks get divorced eventually?  Well, how do we know the missing socks aren't all victims of sock murders?  You never see them again, right?

Remember, what was cute and made you fall in love in the beginning, given 20 years or so, becomes what police call "motive"

Maybe all the socks are with Jimmy Hoffa.